Fetishes are a thing, people.
I swear, the things that turn people on will make a nubile soul retch, V.I.O.L.E.N.T.L.Y.
So, this man, claims that he loves his women smelly and sweaty. If possible, when they are not too hygienic.
He took to a relationship forum on Instagram to ask for help.
Seeking anonymity, this is what he wrote,
“I love dirty women, not like dirty dirty, let me just say unkempt women.
Leave your pubic hairs to grow, don’t wash off in the morning and the sweetest that turns me on is when a woman finish urinating and stay for few hours, that smell and sticky gum gum is what can kill me.
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He continued, “But each time I tell them they refuse. The last girl I dated for few months, ran away and I don’t know why because I spend very well on them. If you are a woman and you can keep yourself dirty for me, please contact the admin.”
Adding, “Don’t worry I am not a poor man, I will spoil you silly just don’t use perfume, roll on, anything, sometimes I prefer you don’t bath with soap or cream just bring your body especially when you sweat, I can drain my account for you.”
Netizens reacted to this bizarre hookup post. Here are some of the comments.
fumzy_steve: Wonders they say shall never end
ogunajodamilola: Even a married woman I know applied to be with him.
obi2021: Chibaby please don’t mind dat, he doesn’t know where his problem is coming from. I can’t even advise my enemy to listen to him. It has got to dat point when some guys will be searching for mad and smelling ladies, meanwhile ladies find it difficult to relate with genuine guys. If you are not flashy or have six zero plus in ur account nothing for you.
chocolate_sisi: This guy is a ritualist.
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