“Self-esteem should be viewed as a continuum, and can be high, medium or low, and is often quantified as a number in empirical research,” says an argumentative piece on Simply Psychology.
What that means is that self-esteem is scalable.
So, when it comes to girls, on a scale on 1-10, butt size really matters. I think self-confidence is directly proportional to a** size.
Talking of a** size, here as seven things that girls with small a**es can perfectly relate to. You can go ahead and prove me wrong if you want to.
- Taking selfies with butt stuck out
Every single girl relates to this. Taking side selfies in the lift calls for a certain posture that makes your ass look bigger. You sit on the toilet on the bed and the result of the photo: perfect. I see this all the time on Instagram and on Facebook. Some of them happen to be people I know, but hey, no names.
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- The yoga pant effect
When you wear yoga pants, they don’t just work for you. They make you look like you’ve pooped on yourself. What’s even worse when someone asks you about it in public. Ouch.
- A** grabbing isn’t fun
When your boyfriend does it, it seems like a big joke. “Stop it already and SIT DOWN.” You say in your mind with your teeth gnashing. It’s a lifestyle he’s used to unfortunately for you. You’ll always be the one to suffer on the inside.
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- No stretch marks
Now, this is where you win. You don’t have to worry about having those because, well, you’re lean. Sigh. When it comes to the other huge girls complaining about it, you feel very okay. It’s not an illusion I am encouraging in here. I am not encouraging discrimination based on looks. Just highlighting some moments we all can relate to.
- You better eat lemon for lunch than ride a bike
Trust me, girls with huge butts enjoy riding bikes more than girls with no butt. It hurts too much. They can’t fathom why they should be suffering this much – perhaps for the whole of their lives. That’s what makes girls go for silicone operations. We’ll discuss that in deep soon.
- You hope boys don’t look at your butt as you walk awayYes. Like seriously, I am putting myself in your shoes – if you’re a flat-a**ed girl – and I can feel you. You wish the earth splits up into two and swallows you up, right?
- You will never, ever be a video vixen no matter how pretty you areYou still have the chances as we’ve seen that happen. But think of the video girls you see on TV. They have big butts. You could on the other hand bet on a degree in engineering huh!
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